Philosophical people I’ve heard them say
when you do bad things, bad things come your way.
But when the consequences are retrograde
You better make a mends or you’ll be made to pay

You can kid yourself now and keep saying you’re right
But when the reaper comes in the dead of night
It’ll make you retch, but abide the smell –
the Conservatives are gonna burn in Hell!

Now Liz Truss is getting stung by bees,
while Michael Gove’s forced to take his GCSEs,
He’ll eternally fail as the standards are impossible to match
While Truss’s getting neonic pesticides in her…

Jeremy Hunt works for the Hell NHS
He works 7 days and he doesn’t get a rest
His mental condition is “incredibly well”
The Conservatives are gonna burn in Hell!

Go to Hell, Hell, Hell - gonna b-b-b-b-burn
Go to Hell, go to Hell - you’re never gonna learn
Go to Hell, Hell - he-he-he-Hell
The Conservatives are gonna burn in Hell!

Gonna rot in Hell, gonna bu-bu-bu-burn
Never stop, don’t allow – you’re never gonna learn
Go to Hell, Hell – he-he-he-Hell
The Conservatives are gonna burn
(gonna burn) in Hell!

Priti Patel’s forced to smoke ‘til her lungs explode,
while stacking shelves in Hell’s 2nd largest Tesco -
It’s part of her work for benefits scheme;
but Hell’s looking for its source of cheap energy.

Amber Rudd’s being fracked for combustible gas -
it’s a fast-tracked application her department passed
But they’ve opened a fissure near nuclear rods in her ass
The Conservatives are gonna burn in Hell!

Go to Hell, Hell, Hell - gonna b-b-b-b-burn
Go to Hell, go to Hell - you’re never gonna learn
Go to Hell, Hell - he-he-he-Hell
The Conservatives are gonna burn in Hell!

Gonna rot in Hell, gonna b-b-b-burn
Never stop, don’t allow, you’ll never, never learn
Go to Hell, Hell, he-he-he-Hell
The Conservatives are gonna burn
(gonna burn) in Hell!

Alright stop, and listen to me;
Hell might not be as simple as you're saying it could be,
There are many beliefs about what could happen when we die –
it could be none of them are just quite right.

You could reincarnate, you could be a poltergeist,
Death might just be the end, well I wouldn’t be surprised. Maybe Hell was just a fantasy to keep us all in line?

No, you’re wrong, you’re very, very wrong;
And unless you change your ways you’re going down
(going deep down)…

Well Iain Duncan Smith lives in a council flat,
His disability’s been cut off and so have his hands,
They’re being eaten by feral chimney sweeps,
‘cos Hell doesn’t measure child poverty

Next door - Thersa May is being made to pay,
she’s giving birth to George Osbourne in an adult state,
And they’re both in pain because it can’t be done;
When Satan arrives to judge David Cameron.

He says, “David, you’ve been a bad boy,
you’ve done a lot of sins – none of us did enjoy,
And be assured your soul’s gonna surely fry
But the one that’ll repeat for eternal life

No it wasn’t that night with piggy’s head –
Porky didn’t feel a thing he was already dead
But for all eternity you’re gonna be avenged for is…”
...the killing of the badgers,

Loving da badgers - Sweet with da badgers
Take care of the badgers - Appreciate da badgers
Snuffle da badgers - be cool with the badgers
eat with da badgers - poo with da badgers

Loving da badgers and da badgers love you.
Rubbing your nose in de badger poo

Stop killing da badgers!

Go to Hell, Hell, Hell - gonna b-b-b-b-burn
Go to Hell, go to Hell - you’re never gonna learn
Go to Hell, Hell - he-he-he-Hell
The Conservatives are gonna burn in Hell!

They’re killing off the birds, poisoning the bees
Sold off the schools, they love child poverty
Go to Hell, Hell, he-he-he-Hell
The Conservatives are gonna burn
...gonna burn in Hell.