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Real Ale Twat

from The Land Before Rhyme by Speed Dinosaurs

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Ronan mocks me for loving real ale...
The Viz characters "The Real Ale Twats" are a brilliant insight into the life I lead...

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I’m a real ale twat
Now what’s wrong with that?
I love nothing better than drinking a half pint of real ale
I’m a real ale twat
And I wear flat caps
I’m a real ale twat and I like to talk about cats

I’m a real ale twat (he’s a real ale twat)
And I’m pretty fat (he eats too much cheese)
I’m hairy and sweaty so please don’t stand too close (or you might faint)
I’m a real ale twat (oh yes he is)
Who thinks beer is all that
I’m a member of CAMRA & don’t like drinking shit lager

So I go to as many beer festivals as I can
I go watch light opera from Gilbert & Sullivan (he is the very model of a modern major general)
I brew & make my own beer
I’m a geo-environmental and geotechnical engineer
I’m a real ale twat
Now tell me, what’s wrong with that?

He’s a real ale twat (I’m a real ale twat)
He thinks beer’s all that (it’s not that bad)
I love malted barley, and hop, and brewery tours!
He’s a real ale twat (so what if I am?)
With one shit flat cap (it cost me £5!)
I’ve got a geologists beard and I’ll bore when I talk about rocks

So I go to as many beer festivals as I can
I go watch light opera from Gilbert & Sullivan
three little maids from school are we, filled to the brim with girlish glee
I brew & make my own beer
I’m a geotechnical and geo-environmental engineer
I’m a real ale twat
Now tell me, what’s wrong with that?

I LOVE MINKY!

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from The Land Before Rhyme, released October 1, 2016

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Speed Dinosaurs England, UK

We formed in 2010, though have known each other since childhood. We play fast skiffle punk on ukulele, double bass and cajon with lots of harmonies. We hope you enjoy our music :)

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