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John's favourite place...to go bargain shopping

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Morley – bargains galore!
The fruit and veg stall sells enormous garlic
And if you pay 20 quid or more
In Bargain Madness you can get a Bargain Madness tea-mug

Out of date chili and lemon crisps (25 for a pound)
Twenty cupcakes for a pound
Sierra Nevada ale for 69p
Sierra Nevada that is 6.8%

Morley – you’re good to me
Morley – you know how to make me feel okay
Morley – your bargains fulfill me
Morley – I like to shop the Morley way

Morley – you ain’t half bad
though you had a few votes for the BNP
But Morley – there’s bargains to be had!
The biggest Home and Bargain in West Yorkshire

An Albania flag for only a pound – Mirëdita!
6 duck eggs for £1.20
Out-of-date Easter eggs to be found
A quid’s worth of chewing gum there lasted me for about 3 and-a-half years.

Morley – you’re good to me
Morley – you know how to make me feel okay
Morley – your bargains fulfill me
Morley – I like to shop the Morley way, and

Morley – you treat me oh so kind
Morley – your bargains they keep me refined
Morley – your indoor market is so good
Morley – It makes me think, think that I could… move to Morley…

But there’s one thing that’s not so good about Morley
It’s the racist fascist BNP

The BNP are a total joke, they don’t know what they’re saying and
They’re basically deluded self-important and they’re ignorant
Fuck off out of Morley town - I hate the BNP
Fuck off out of Morley town – stay the fuck away from me

They don’t deserve the bargains, not worth of the savings
They’re white and they’re inaccurate and I’m sick of their ravings

I hate the BNP
You all hate the BNP
We all hate the BNP
Fuck off to the BNP

Fuck off out of Morley
I hate the BNP
The BNP are a joke and they can -
fuck off out of Morley.

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from The Land Before Rhyme, released October 1, 2016

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We formed in 2010, though have known each other since childhood. We play fast skiffle punk on ukulele, double bass and cajon with lots of harmonies. We hope you enjoy our music :)

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